The Bunk day (part 2)

Well as I said last time that the bunk day would cost me and it did cost me. Well again same thing I was going to school but this time I was on time and then again I saw my both friends and again the same expression on their face as if they are finding someone and again the unlucky one was me itself I said to “ohh no not again.” Shafin came to me in a very tensed mood and hemant was dam nervous . well I got an idea of what was cooking in their head. Shafin said to me “Omkar lets do it again” and I was like “what bunking again? No I cant take it anymore” and then heamant came and said “Omkar we are finished.. our game is over our vice principle geeta maam has come to know about are yesterdays bunk” I just exclaimed  WTF what? No I wont  I am ready to face the consequences  but let me go to school guys please” shafin again “Omkar please see i  have a plan we will go to yeaor hills and we will be absent on Monday and we will  come on Tuesday so by the time every one will forget everything and we will be safe.” At the very moment I was very scared  and I was agreed with his plan and thought to bunk again, well again a killer idea of shafin like last time. Okay! Now this time we had adventures bunk

After finding 1 auto rickshaw we went to the nearby place of yeoor hills and then we came near the MHADA society we were going from very small lanes.. ehh those were very dirty, finally we reached near a big bungalow rather there were two bungalows and in between  there was a small road going up somewhere  along side of the mountains well as we had decided to go to yeoor. Then we claimed the small slope  we climbed it and we reached a small road rather it was a big empty road and a old broken factor was also there. Shafin said “I guess in this place there  are some evil spirits I guess we should leave” like a fool I agreed him but again going the same way down? Naahh it was a bad idea. Then we saw a big mountain then we thought as such we had no scarcity of time we decided to go on the top of the mountain. We then were walking for some fifteen minutes and we reach a plain road but still the mountain was very far. Well we were still walking we saw a big wall very far from us and we decided to go till there well while climbing we were thinking when are these yeoor hill are going to come. As we were walking from a  jungle the only fear which we had was of lions, cheetahs.tiger. well I know that’s crazy but yes we were talking about that. After some time we founded us in a deep jungle. We thought we should go back now but then we thought again so much of time is left what will we tell our parents when we go home? Then we thought okay let’s see what happens and we went more deeper and deeper and finally we  were in a place from where three ways were getting  divided well,  no we dint plan to get distributed like heroes of films,we were about to talk with each other and suddenly were heard  sound of some one coming towards  us, I removed my bottle as self defense I knew that if it is a tiger or a lion my bottle won’t affect him but still and as soon as the thing came out of the shrubs we left a deep breath because it was not a tiger not a lion nor a cheetah it was a kid. The kid had a vessel in his hand full of water.  We then asked him where is this yeoor? That to in English. There was a big question mark on his face and he said “kya?” (what in hindi language  ). Then we translated the same question in to hindi and asked him. He then laughed and said “Dost tu yeoor meich khada hai… ye yeoor ka bahari ilaka ha.. ye jagaha appkele khatarnak hai app yaha se nikal jaoo” (my friend you are in yeoor itself but your in the outskirts of the mountain. Its better for you to leave this place,this place it quite risky for you) then he gave us some water and showed us the way out of the jungle. We then came out but we had the so called insect in us of going back again  as we had decided that we have to go to that tall wall, and we again went there but this time not from jungle but from the other way. Going from jungle was much much more easier then the road which we choose this time. It was a steep mountain which we had to climb and finally after  have a very tough time by climbing the mountain we reached the top of the mountain. It was the most beautify sight I have seen ever. I was able to see complete thane  from the top and it was so beautiful I just loved it. I told hemant to take some pics of ours. And then for some 10 minutes we saw the beauty and then we remembered that we have to go to the big wall and then again we started to walk and finally we reached the wall. As per our plan we had to go back after reaching the wall but we had the temptation to see what is behind the wall and thus we climbed the wall and went the other side and it was so green there and it was rainy season so it was more beautiful I  clicked a picture of the  area. Only 1 but it was my master peace. Suddenly we observed that hemant is missing and we found him the other side of the wall. Ohh and what a lame excuse the gave me. “I am not able to climb I ll be here only”shafin and I somehow pulled him the other side. And we went and rested under a tree shade it was awesome experience. And we did their Time pass  and we heard a small beep and the beep was from my watch and bloody hell it was 12:45 and we use to reach home by 1:15 and it was an impossible task for us to reach home. We had rested a lot and now we had to run and we ran towards the wall shafin and I climbed quickly but hemant was not able to come down and again he gave a lame excuse “I have height phobia ” there was no other option to pull hemant but he dint allow us to pull him. He said “I ll come down 1…..2…….3… no I cnt do that, yes I can  come down. 1…….2…….3………4…..” and finally he jumped and seeing the time Hemant said “it impossible  for us to reach now.” and I said a dashing dialogue “nothing is impossible…… daar ke agee jeet hai!!!”  inspired by the dialogue we ran like the cheetahs and finally we came the place from where we climbed up, we stopped suddenly and we thought that we will go carefully but I did the most daring thing of my life at that time. I just jumped from the top, the worst thing that  happened was that I lost my balance and I just fell on my bums and  having a great friction and rubbing my bums I went down sliding.  And finally coming  down sliding  from the mountain top I got up and the first thing I check it that are my bums okay or they have got flattened but lucky I. they were still the same shape and shafin came down sliding on  me and on him came hemant. We all were on the ground my cloths became dirty. We decided to tell that we played football in are school and the cloths became dirty and we ran again this time we took rickshaw and reached our homes. And when I reached home I told my mom that we played football so my clothes are dirty.It was fun . guys do you remember I said that THIS BUNK WOULD COST ME AND IT DID COST A LOT. Ya shafins mother came to my house with a very angry mood and fired me a lot complained to my mom. That I (omkar) spoiled here child. His mother dint knew that her son was a PRO bunker than me. Somehow  I handled the  situation  and  sent his mom back again. Many things happened at that night. It was my worst night but still I am an optimistic I ll say that I had a great day . I will  ignore what happened at night .what what by father did to me but. Its okay!! It was the most memorable day of my life but I will never ever bunk again. NJOY

BY -VIRAT PAWAR (OMKAR PAWAR)

The Great Mobile Escape

I will never ever forget this day ever in my life. I was in 9^th grade and my dad gifted me a cell phone (nokia N75) at that time it was like a biggest gift I every received from my dad. My dad warned me not to use phone all the time, only for limited time but I was using it every time as I use to get tempted by the phone. Once I was alone in my home and suddenly my dad came inside by using his keys and I got scared at that time my mother gave me some studies to do and I was playing on my phone and I felt that my dad is coming running towards my room and I hided my phone in my school bag and at the next moment my dad came in and my hand was still in the bag. I ignored rather I acted as I dint knew any one came and acted as I m studding and dad said “Omkar? R u really studding” and again I acted as I am scared and said “ohh dad when did u came anyways don’t disturb me I am studding ”my dad laughed and went in the drawing room and I relaxed and actually started studding after sometime mom also came home and gave me call for dinner and then I went to my dining table and we had a talk about my studies after having my dinner I went to sleep. Then as usual I woke up late and I went running to school with out packing my bags with only couple of books and I somehow reached my school but I was a bit late. My favorite miss (she was not my favorite in my 9^th grade but then afterwards she did become ) Meghna miss . she was in my class as she was my class teacher. I was still standing near the entrance of my class and I had ask my teacher 5 times “Miss can I come in?”  but she ignored me all the 5 times and finally after some 10-20 minutes she granted  me the permission. When I came in she gave me a big lecture on  how to be punctual etc blab blab blab . at that time I ignored it but it all was for my good only. Then I went to my place and sat. I enjoyed the first 3 periods and something very big happened.They were he most catastrophic seconds of my life guess what happened? My phone rang.  Remember last night my dad came and I hided my cell my school bag and the next day I went to school. Ohh I forgot to remove my cell from the bag. My phone was ringing and I had no other option to put my hand in the bag and press some button and shut it down and I did the same every one in my class were like asking each other “some ones phone range na?” and I got scared as such it was my first time to bring my cell in school after the recess every one came to know about my secret of my phone. Every one luckily co operated with me. Somehow the day ended but then I got the confidence to bring cell to school and started to bring it every day. I then crossed the limits of braking rules I then started bring two phones with me In my school. As it is said “diwali roj naho hoti hai”  but in my case it was every day and finally my diwali was over.

It was Friday and like everyday I took my cell phones to school but this time my day was not lucky as it was every day. Today I got the good news that our class teacher is absent and I got overjoyed and removed my both the cell phones and started to play the music every one grooved and danced but suddenly a miss came in our class. No other option to site on the phones to reduce the volume of the music. The full class stood up and said good morning to the unknown teacher. The all 49 students stood up except I. teacher asked me the reason for not standing and what a lame excuse I gave “teacher what can I tell you now come here” she came near me and I whispered in her ears “miss my pant is tore. If I stand then I ll be insulted so please” teacher said its okay!! But where is this music coming from and I said “music which music? Miss please I request you please go from here I m feeling embarrassing” and then the teacher went finally I switched off my both then after sometime the teacher went as the period was over. Then in my 7^th period that is P.T period I was playing down and the teacher whom I fooled came on the ground. I don’t know which teacher was she but her English was very bad. Then she caught me and said “show show show me your pant.” And I said “miss I am younger to you” she replied “shut up!! Where is your pant tore haan telling lies” i said “maam I stitched it with my hands” then she started arguing with me and we both were talking at the same time and she said a killer dialogue ohh fish I have never ever heard such thing in my entire life. She said “you speak I listen, I speak you listen we both speak nothing happen” I said what. Then she converted the line into Marathi and then I understood what she was saying. She told me that she will take me to principal sir. I asked her “why only because I dint show up my pant or because I dint get up?” she dint reply me anything and just went from there. Well now it was 10^th period the last period  and the we saw something very bad. Our class teacher is present and she was coming towards our class  but  unfortunately I was on last bench playing games on my cell and she came. She was very strict about changing places. I got scared and I left my both the phones there and came on my original  place. I some how managed to take my cells back and when I was going she caught me saying “omkar give me your cell phones” i said “yes miss wait I ll give you. I kept my bags down and said that they are in toilet” so miss allowed me and I ran from there I ran and ran and ran  and reached near Gaurav sweets and namkeen. A place were more the 70% of vvhs population is found and I was talking to my friends aditya parab and suddenly someone caught my hand and WTF it was meghna miss she caught  me and took me to principle sir  luckily sir was busy with some trusties so he said me “omkar give your phone to the teacher like a good boy” and he said to miss that “don’t worry he ll give you” and I told miss that “yes miss check my bag there no cell they are in toilet” at that time aditya was with me and I winked at him and said that “dude run and take my phone and go” he ran but not near the toilet but he went near the gate. My teacher handed me to those big body grads of principle sir and even there was 1 P.T sir with them they took me to the toilet and told me to search. What can I search now? For two three minutes I was loitering in the toilet and then I started to cry rather I acted to cry and I thought that I was successful but I wasn’t sir told me to remove my pant. I felt why they want to see my pant shit they even told me to remove it. I had no other option and they checked me. But the phones were in my bag and my bag was still down

I told them that I gave it to one boy and I think He has stole them and I cried and cried (acted) sir said me that “okay omkar dear now you go. You have got the punishment of bring your phone to school go” and I ran from there  I even took my bad from the cabin and ran from there I check my both phones they were safe. Now after coming some miles away from school I sat on a chair. And this how I saved myself and my phones too.

LOVE YOU VERY MUCH-

Respected principle -     Kannan sir

My class teacher- meghna miss

P.T Sir- Sandeep sir  and the assiatant of sir- sanjan sir

NJOY

BY – VIRAT PAWAR (OMKAR PAWAR)

The Bunk day (Part – 1)

Well I tried something very crazy and illegal. Which almost all students must have tried once in their student’s life. Well that’s BUNKING… no I did not bunk any lecture but I bunked the full 1 day of my school. Well as it is said company matters. Same thing happened with me my two friends Shafin and Hemant. Wow wont forget there names ever. Okay!!! And now I ll tell you what happened with me

It was Thursday. I had my school. Well the only habit which I had form my childhood and I still have that is getting up late. My school reporting timing is 6:45 and I woke at 7:10. And after having bath and all  the time was 7:40 I was like OMG. I then while living my apartment I thought that I should reach school by d recess time.. hahahah. Anyways but when I was on the way I saw my two friends. Shafin and hemant. Well I saw them from far away it seemed that they were waiting for someone and unluckily the person for whom they were waiting was Virat Pawar. I myself  well I was kind of happy when I saw them because I got confidence that I am not only the one student getting so late. Even they where happy to see me, well then my friend shafin had a killer idea. That idea was really a killing one. Shafin came towards me with lots of hope and said Omkar today lets bunk!!! The school and at that time I was like WTF!! No I wont. I completely disagreed with him and then hemant came besides me and said “omkar please for are friendship its just the matter of couple of hours” and then I was like okay lets try it out if the day rocks then? And then I approved for the bunk well I knew this thing would cost me a lot some or the another day but I was very careless at that very moment. Then we asked one of  the auto rickshaw don’t know why but the driver also said a straight NO to us, we had a plan to go to Muland and roam there. That’s all? Ya we dint even plan what to do next. Some how we got a bus which lead us to the muland station. When we were in the bus we were very scared especially I, well both of them were least bothered what will happen next. I thought the bus will take us to the station but I was wrong. It stopped near the  check naka. The only fears I had that was of the Transvestites.  Till today’s  date they have never harmed me but yet I feel scared when I see even one of them on the road far far away from me, anyways then covering a  along distance we reached PVR mall. Then we went inside, the first place where shafin went running was the washroom. Lol by the time I was so scared as it was my first time that  even I needed to go the same place where shafin had went . after our all call of nature things where completed we started to roam the mall, though all the shops in the mall where closed. Like made people we were roaming here and there. Suddenly after sometime a watchmen came in front of me and said “ I have received a call from your school  that some students from your school are missing and 1 of your teacher saw you ” for a second I was going to cry but then one thing came in to mind in a lighting speed. That we are in muland and we had wrapped a . cloth around our face while we were travelling. Ya that was my idea of wrapping are face with cloth. It was fine but there were two problems first were feeling very much hot and second we were looking like terrorists from AL Kida. Ya the watchmen,  hemant and shafin was were like about to tell yes but they forgot that were was a master mind with them. Ya obviously “I” I used my brain and said to the watchmen “excuse me uncle,! We are not bunking our school , actually what happened  we were going to school picnic and we broke glass window of one of the travel bus so we were kicked out of the school and our money was given back to us and our parents are also not at home ” the watchmen asked “what do you mean by none of your ?”  I asked him “what are you trying 2 say none of your. We all are brothers ” at the very moment hemant and shafin shocked. The watchmen understood that there is some problem he asked our name and before my stupid friends could open there mouth I said  “ya were r brother and are name is Sattyam Shivan Sundaram”. He is sattyam I am shivam and this guy is sundaram. The watchmen laugh out loud and said “go kids go. Have fun” I winked at him and we ran from there and we don’t know where we were doing and finally we came  to check naka and we took auto and ran from that place we considered it an bad omen the full mall as bad omen I know its funny but yes. Then we reached near the place where we met 2 hrs ago and still we had 4 hrs left and thing to do. Then we decided to go to the gaming zone  of nearby but the problem was that if we wanted to go to game zone then we had to cross our school.  Then the same idea again by master mind virat pawar. The idea of wrapping cloth. And we told the rickshaw driver to take near the game zone. And when are school came we all were hiding are face. I did an ultimate action, I opened my bag and inserted my full face into the bag. And when my school passed. I took my head out and took a deep breath. Obviously we had to hide our faces,Because if any of the P.T teachers would see us the there could have been a great disaster. And finally we reached near the gamming zone. We enjoyed ther for 1 half hour and then ran from there. Well again while coming bake to are home, we had to cross our school. Again a risky shot to be played. And again Great "I"used my mind and told both of them to be relaxed and walk quickly in front of our school without even looking hear and there, and that thing worked out I we were out of our school zone well now we reach the place were are homes where near. It was the time to say bye to both of them as both shafin and heamant lived in the same colony. I said them bye and I went  to my home. I reached there and saw my moms face very sad I thought that  okay now I am gone, the secret is reveled. I asked mom what happened. Mom stared at me for few seconds and whispered something,well I used my full power to hear what she said and she said “My one glass broke. Form the dining set”   and then I left a deep breath. PHEW.!!!!! And thus our bunk day was over well I knew it is bad but I loved it. AS I SAID I KNEW THAT THIS BUNK COULD COST ME!!! SAME THING HAPPENED. I will let you know what happened in The Bunk Day (Part 2). Till then enjoy your self

BY- Virat Pawar.(Omkar Pawar)

facebook HI

well what is the first thing when you come on facebook. take your eyes to right side bottom. click on chat n see ur frnds. the first thing after clicking d name is that you say HI.

you must have surely observed there are many styles of saying HI like HI………Hi……..Hieee…..Hiiiiiiiiiii……hiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee……….n hey

Well I think that ………..according to me all these hiiis state the mood of the people when they see your  chat box popping up. Like

HI- when they are expected that you  will pop out

Hieee- when your expected dat person to come n waiting a bit for him/her

Hieeeeeeeeeeeeee- means that that person is desperately waiting for you n finally you  have popped out (most probably  gals use it as it sounds sweet )

Hey – This word is most probably used when the person says hi

Howdy is an informal greeting, commonly thought to have originated as a shortened form of the greeting "How do ye?"

Well its not compulsory dat every one says hi many of them prefer the word YO!

Many people prefer it

Actually Yo can mean a form of things but truly its just slang so it technically has no meaning...
but if you wanted to know then truly the meaning of it can be:
hey...whats up....over here...dude.

And after all this YO………hiiiiiiii…….hiiiiiieeeeee……..hey…….howdy. COME THE WASSUP

“What’s up?” has its origin in a well-known cartoon character, Bugs Bunny, whose trademark line is “What’s up, Doc?”.“What’s up” is now used mainly by young people as an informal alternative to all the greetings you mentioned, i.e. ‘’Hello’’, ‘’What are you doing?’’, ‘’How are you?’’, as well as “What’s going on?”

The word  What’s up became wassssup.. and now it has become ssup.

I don’t know how more we can shorten the word now…

You can remember the character bunny if you have seen them in your childhood remembered?

Then the reply comes Nm u say

Its full form is nothing much

“Nothing much” is a common answer to a question like “what’s up?” when it means that. It is similar to the Malay question and answer: “Buat apa?” “Tak de apa.” even if you are obviously busy doing something.

the all time hit word der?

Well it is used to see if the person is still interacting with us.

The same it was like You There and then it became There? And now its der?

 Another word that’s TTYL

That word actually consists of 4 words. They are talk to you later and as such we are are so busy and In hurry dat we only take the first letter of the words

And thus ttyl is formed.

The final message while going we give that is

Gtg………..tc……….gd……….sd…….cya soon……. Bye

Well they too are abbreviations  like get to go- gtg

Tc- take care

Gd- good night

Sd- sweet dreams

Cya soon – see you soon

Well no one knows there are thousands of abbreviation use.. and thousands of them will b created… well who knows people in feature talking in words. By taking first letter of the sentence… hahahaha

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THANKS A LOT- Virat Pawar

Njoy n keep use